Your Nicknames

So...what are some of the colorful nicknames that everyone brings to the team? Here are a couple of mine...

German Chocolate- Got glossed w/ this one at one of my fire houses because of my heritage.

The Whirling Dervish- Another name I got from work. When I first got introduced to floor hockey I was usually running around all over the place and often slipped as I skidded to a stop.

Chico RambonezApparently, my friends think I look like a Mexican porn star when I grow a moustache. Maybe, you will all get a chance to chime in with your opinion...

I have been called many things. Some I wouldn't want to repeat!

Surely there are a couple that can be listed on this 'family friendly' site!

Well, when I was playing whiffle ball a couple of years ago they started calling me The Maestro because when I was pitching no on could hit me.